fifty shades of grey movie online youtube

#Fifty shades of grey movie online youtube crack

Yet another problem is that the film just isn't erotic. The supporting players are all equally forgettable.

I will say that the actors have a nice chemistry together but that's about it.

#Fifty shades of grey movie online youtube crack

Doman really doesn't get much to work with and especially since he can't crack a smile and has to give off dumb, overly-serious facial expressions throughout. The scenes of her explaining she's a virgin are laughably bad. The scenes with Johnson playing the shy girl just aren't very believable because the actress can't sell it. With that said, the lackluster direction by Sam Taylor-Johnson doesn't help either as there are many times where another take should have happened. The performances are another problem but then again, even the likes of Marlon Brando and Elizabeth Taylor couldn't work with horrid material so I'm not going to be too harsh on Johnson and Doman. The entire character development between the two lead characters is another joke and after a while you really can't buy into any of the melodrama and you've just got to sit back and laugh. Really? It's going to take more than that. In fact, the movie seems to be lost in what decade it is because there are times that the 'F' word is used and it's used in a way to where it's supposed to be shocking. The dialogue is without question some of the most laughable I've heard in a very long time. As for the film, there are all sorts of major issues with it but we can start with the laughable screenplay, which would have been rejected by the Lifetime channel and in fact, I'm going to guess that it would have been rejected has a five-year-old written it. I don't expect everyone laying their money down to be some sort of film buff but the 'shocking' material on display here has been going on in European movies for four-plus decades so why it's just now reaching American shores is pretty funny in itself but that's off subject I guess.

No, this review is just going to be based around the actual movie and for the life of me I can't see what all the hype is about. I guess this is where I should admit that I haven't read the book so this review won't be comparing the two or complaining about what the movie did or didn't do from the book. Writing a plot synopsis of this thing is pretty pointless since I'm sure the target audience is already going to know the story. James best-seller about a shy, timid virgin (Dakota Johnson) who meets the elusive billionaire Christian Grey (Jamie Doman) and soon both of their lives change. Right?įifty Shades of Grey (2015) ** (out of 4) Rather silly adaptation of the E.L. I gotta go, though.Īnastasia Steele: I told him. Tell me where you are.Īnastasia Steele: A long way from Seattle! A long way from you.Ĭhristian Grey: Which bar? What's it called?Īnastasia Steele: I don't know. Come here, come here! Go away!Ĭhristian Grey: That's it. No, stay away from me Ana! I don't want you! Get away. I want you to go home right now.Īnastasia Steele: You're so bossy! Ana, let's go for a coffee. I mean the head right on the nail.Ĭhristian Grey: Listen to me. Where are you?Īnastasia Steele: Oh, I'm in line because I have to pee really bad.Ĭhristian Grey: Anastasia, have you been drinking?Īnastasia Steele: Yeah! I have, Mr. Thanks though for the kind gesture.Ĭhristian Grey: You're welcome. I'm sending back your expensive books because I already have copies of those. Christian Grey: Anastasia.Īnastasia Steele: Yeah, this is me.